Yeah, I have my own past to tell.
An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes.
Kuzco is my favorite Disney princess.
Girls will be girls!! <3
Archer Boy
Tony: He was a boy...
Clint: Huh?
Tony: She was a girl...
Natasha: No.
Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
Clint: Wait a sec, I-
Tony: He shot arrows.
Natasha: Tony, stop-
Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
Natasha: STOP.
Tony: He wanted her.
Clint: Huh!?
Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
benedict-cumberbatchs-cheekbones:
forever reblog. dat elbow
The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?
her shoulders. they’re… bare.
She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.
Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.
guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT
Hey guys don’t complain about these women
I mean just look at how it is now
the joke just flew over your goddamn head
Reblogging for the missed joke.
